INT. A STAGE AND 2 CHAIRS
On a stage inside an auditorium, there are 2 chairs, separated
by a desk, on that desk, there is a label, on that, it is
written, Michael Winston, with Boss of Cinema as
subscript and suddenly one young man comes on stage, neatly
dressed, with a file in his hands, examines the auditorium,
looks left and right, and faces the seating side of the
audience. Takes one chair and settles down, he faces the
label, he keeps the file. Another old man, probably in his early
60s, with a very relaxed body language comes from the other
side of the stage and sits on the other side of the desk.
clears his throat, lifts the file, draws his spectacles, wears
them, pulls out the CV from the files and starts speaking.
MICHAEL
(formally heavy voice)
Hmm, fairly interesting Mr. Winstar
ROBIN
please call me Robin.
MICHAEL
fine, Robin, considering you have
seen 200 films, what makes you
think,you can call yourself a movie
geek, and be a member of A LEAGUE
built by US, after having a lifetime
of movie watching experience.
ROBIN
(calmly)
Because its no where written I can’t
call myself that, and because even if
I have not seen even a third of those
you have, it does not mean that my understanding for cinema is
useless.
MICHAEL
(Patiently)
Robin, when was the last time you
watched a film and thought about its
rights and wrongs.
ROBIN
I don’t think about rights and
wrongs, I prefer thinking about the
film itself, and that too only when I
liked it, otherwise, there is nothing
to think about, perhaps that’s the
reason Mr. Winston, my mind is
devoid of cynicism and it is filled
love for the art and that’s the
reason I am a film lover and you are
a critic, your duty becomes to write
about the possible rights when it is
bad and hunt for weaknesses when it
is good, on the other hand I prefer watching a movie
and recommending it
when it is good and things to watch
out for what others might skip
observing.
MICHAEL
And then perhaps what makes you
capable of identifying what others
might skip observing, that’s the
fundamental reason of being a GEEK,
and please call me Mike, because, on
this stage, at this point, the two of
us are equals, for anyone who might
see us.
ROBIN
There is no question of capability
Mike, I don’t hold a PhD in film
criticism neither do I have that
experience as you have, nor I am a
journalist as you are, the only thing
I can identify in a film is the
dramatic effect, which varies from one film
to another.
MICHAEL
Dramatic effect Robin, one can
understand, when one can understand
human beings, their sentiments, their
agony, their disturbance and
happiness.

ROBIN
And perhaps that is the reason why
“The Shawshank Redemption” is the
best film I have seen, because on any
path of Redemption lies hurdles and
and it takes each and every step
forward to the ultimate destination.

MICHAEL
So, disappointing Robin, you have
written “Citizen Kane” in your list
of watched films and yet you can’t
connect to the sentiments of a rich
man, earning loads of money and
losing life, that was genius.
ROBIN
It might be for you sir, for me the
most memorable characters will be
those, who will find occasions, when
there will be no reason to be happy,
to be hopeful and lively in
situations that have no reasons to be
one, and because its strength lies in
his relations and its mysterious
self, and its unpredictability, and
changes that occur in imprisonment similar to those that we see in life
where most of the life is monotony
yet we keep hoping of beauty and
living in brightness.
MICHAEL
Yet, the drama is built by dialog and
character specification, Kane’s
grandness and his obsession to stay
in limelight for everything, to live
large and popularity, was his only
love that led to his loneliness, that
too, because he was pulled from his
poverty to ascertained Rich life,
that too narrated with such crisp
narrative, out of convention rather
than simplistic linear that is
used in your favourite film, well I
have full respect for that film, but
as far as I am concerned, its tough
for me to call you a geek if you
can’t relate to Kane.
ROBIN
Unfortunately Mike, I could never
connect to Kane, because I was always
more connected to those hopeful
themes, narrated with as much
simplicity as possible, with its
seamless narrative, it literally
floats, that’s why you are a critic,
you are in love with a film that ends
with sad demise of a rich man hunting
for happiness and I am in love with a
film that ends…. well you know, how
does it end!!! More over, its not
that I hate citizen Kane, most
honestly, because that colour and
that sound design and of-course
unclear video quality, distracted me
for most of the time, so that I could
even completely focus on its
narrative! And as far as crisp
narrative is concerned then there is
“The Social Network” another
masterpiece.

MICHAEL
Masterpiece! you don’t really
understand what is a master piece, a
master piece is something really,
really, unique, unfortunately since
the late 70s, no more film makers
attempt masterpieces.
ROBIN
and how you realize a film is a
masterpiece Mike?
MICHAEL
well, a drama film in truest form is
a masterpiece, when the story is
independent of visual effects,
distracting action, overloud music
and extravagant production values,
its characters, dialog and conflict,
because I believe any one can make
non-vegetarian dishes tasty, and to
make a salad taste good, it needs
talent.
ROBIN
Exactly, Mike I agree with you, now
tell me one thing, and How different
is “The Social Network”?
MICHAEL
“The Social Network” might be a great
film, but definitely not a
masterpiece, a masterpiece would be a
film by Orson Welles!!
ROBIN
and I thought, being a movie geek,
you ought to be un-biased, I believe
in what you have previously said, A
great film would be an absorbing
story with its characters, “The
Social Network” is no different Mike,
its the story about a Boy, like every
other boy, energetic, talented,
envious, with his own disrupted
relations, attention seeking, growth
oriented and workaholic and revelling
stardom combined with most natural
characters surrounding him, envious
of him, angry with him. How different
are those themes from your Citizen
Kane!
MICHAEL
So is your disgust against the
classics…
ROBIN
(interrupting)
No, I don’t have anything against the
classics, because of those films,
these films today were made, but for
me, new films will be more
effective, because I find them more
appealing, moreover there is one
film, spaghetti western, made in
1966, that is perhaps the 2nd best film I have seen in my life

MICHAEL
And that is “the Good, the Bad and the Ugly”, As I should most expect, an epic violent B grade western.
ROBIN
Ok, so you are the one amongst few
distasteful of that film, Mr.
Winston. But unfortunately, it
was perhaps the most entertaining
film I have ever seen, also absorbing
2nd only to The Shawshank Redemption!
For Sheer vision of Leone, for that
conflict, I have never seen before or
since I have seen that film, for that
absolutely stunning camerawork, and
that funny Eli Wallach’s interactions
with others and for that Clint
Eastwood’s enigmatic action and for
that Van Cleef’s badness, The Good
The Bad and The Ugly is and will be
the most entertaining film for me and
The Shawshank Redemption, The Good
The Bad and The Ugly and The Social
Network will be the best 3 films I
have seen.
MICHAEL
If so is your attitude Mr. Winstar,
then I don’t think so, I would call
you movie Geek, because I think you
have lot to learn. Perhaps it seems,
you are in right direction. Hopefully
some day very soon, you will be one. Good Luck for your future endeavours Mr. Winstar, it was nice talking to you.
ROBIN
If Being a movie Geek means being
similar to you, then I am better the
way I am, Mr.Winston, I am good
as a film-lover, perhaps I think, I
better not be a movie-geek, and I
have discovered that my dramatic
sense is appropriate.
Robin stands up, takes his file, and leaves the stage, While the old man sits on his desk and curtain of the auditorium falls
PS: This is my 10th post on this blog, and hence an anniversary post, this post discusses the most important film genre the “Drama film”, 3 best films I have ever seen, and perhaps the most important film ever made according to critics and how I could not enjoy that film!!!!
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